Performance Evaluations

Actual quotes from Federal employee performance evaluations:

1. He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.
2. She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them
3. Room temperature I.Q.
4. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.
5. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming.
6. I would not allow this employee to breed