Her husband, Alan Campbell, had just died, and as his body was being removed from the house, a female acquaintance asked Dorothy if there was anything she could do. “Get me a new husband,” she replied.
“Why, that’s the most callous, disgusting remark I’ve ever heard,” the woman said.
Mrs. Parker turned to her and said quietly, “Okay, then run down to the corner and get me a ham and cheese on rye and tell them to hold the mayo.”
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