BEER

“Give me a woman who loves beer, and I will conquer the world.”
~ Kaiser Wilhelm


“Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
~ Ben Franklin


“24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?”
~ Steven Wright


“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”
~ Dave Barry


“You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.”
~Frank Zappa