One

This blog celebrated its 1st anniversary last week, We had a small party here at the blog offices, nothing too fancy, just a six-pack of Rolling Rock and some pizza. The gospel blues group Clammy Hands performed their big hit, “Jesus, I Can’t Take This Shit Anymore,” and a narcoleptic stripper also performed but she fell asleep during one of her bumps.

We received some e-mail comments on our 1st anniversary, and here they are:

“It’s obvious you’ve tried to present an interesting blog; it’s also obvious that you’ve failed. Try channeling your energies elsewhere.”
~ Robert Simmons, Johnstown, PA

“Your photos suck big time.”
~ Buford Durmer, Jasper, TN

“Do yourself and the country a big favor and give up this nonsense.”
~ George and Laura Bush, Washington, DC

“Lame and inane. Stop it”
~ George Will, Chevy Chase, MD

"With all the crap going on in the world today, why do you have to add yours!"

~ Chuck Zink, Miami, FL

“Our young son has begun looking at your blog. Please, please, we are beggin’ you – stop the madness.”
~ John and Mindy Miller, Backport, TX