Once upon a time, there was an noncomformist sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, the weather turned unbearably cold, and he reluctantly began his journey south.
During his flight ice formed on his wings, and he fell to earth half frozen into a barnyard. A cow came by and crapped on the sparrow. The sparrow thought this was the end, but the manure warmed him, defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able to breathe, the bird began to sing. A cat nearby heard the chirping and came to investigate. He cleared the manure away, found the sparrow, and promptly ate him.
The moral of the story:
1. Everyone who shits on you is not your enemy.
2. Everyone who pulls you out of shit is not your friend.
3. And, if you’re in shit, and warm and happy, don’t open your mouth.
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