Women

“Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she’ll expect you to keep up to the standard for the rest of your life.”

~ W.C. Fields


“Women should be obscene and not heard.”

~ Groucho Marx


“A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.”

~Gloria Steinem


“Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we should never need solace.”

~ Don Herold


“Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult.”

~ Charlotte Whitton