Geography of a woman and man

Sent to me by the Fezman:


GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN


Between 18 and 22, a woman is like
Africa : half discovered, half wild, fertile and
naturally beautiful.



Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe :
well developed and open to trade,
especially for someone of real value.


Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain :
very hot, relaxed, and
convinced of her own beauty.



Between 36 and 40, a woman is like
Greece : gently aging but still a
warm and desirable place to visit.



Between 41 and 50, a woman is like
Great Britain : with a glorious
and all conquering past..



Between 51 and 60, a woman is like
Israel : has been through war,
doesn't make the same mistakes twice,
takes care of business.


Between 61 and 70, a woman is like
Canada : self-preserving, but
open to meeting new people.



After 70, she becomes Tibet:
wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom
of the ages, an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.



GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN


Between 1 and 90, a man is like
Iran, ruled by nuts.