Joke of the Day

My friend, Tom Stahl, sent this along:
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Charley, a new retiree greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded, a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their 'Older Person Friendly' policies. One day the boss called him into the office for a talk.

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"Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang up job, but your being late so often is bothersome."

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"Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it."

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"Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear. It's odd though, your coming in late. I know you're retired from the Armed Forces. What did they say if you came in late there?"

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"They said, 'good morning, General, coffee this morning, sir?"