Friday, February 27, 2009
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Predictions for 2009
Captain Chesley “Sully” Sullenberger will set a record for public appearances in 2009. In fact, he will grow to love the spotlight so much that he will resign from US Airways and become a professional hero.
The Obamas will decide against getting a family dog. Instead, they will adopt Katie Couric as the White House pet.
Israel and Palestine will stop all their stupid bickering and fighting and forge a lasting peace. Yeah, right.
Arizona is the sunniest state. North Dakota is the windiest. These states will be the designated energy states and will pump energy to the rest of us via solar cell and wind turbine.
August is a month in need of a national holiday. August 4th will be declared Barack Obama Day, in honor of his birthday. In an address to the nation, Obama will promise to make every day a national holiday.
The Red States will secede from the Union. Red and Blue States will engage in the second Civil War. The Blue States will win, and the religious right will be cast from this earth.
Marijuana will be legalized in California and, because of the additional revenue generated, its debt will be gone by the end of the year. Schwarzenegger will invite other governors to Sacramento to get high with him.
The Obamas will decide against getting a family dog. Instead, they will adopt Katie Couric as the White House pet.
Israel and Palestine will stop all their stupid bickering and fighting and forge a lasting peace. Yeah, right.
Arizona is the sunniest state. North Dakota is the windiest. These states will be the designated energy states and will pump energy to the rest of us via solar cell and wind turbine.
August is a month in need of a national holiday. August 4th will be declared Barack Obama Day, in honor of his birthday. In an address to the nation, Obama will promise to make every day a national holiday.
The Red States will secede from the Union. Red and Blue States will engage in the second Civil War. The Blue States will win, and the religious right will be cast from this earth.
Marijuana will be legalized in California and, because of the additional revenue generated, its debt will be gone by the end of the year. Schwarzenegger will invite other governors to Sacramento to get high with him.
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Friday, February 20, 2009
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Whiskey Still
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Where River Meets Bay
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Valentine's Day
Love Stories in Six Words
40 years married, 40 more please!
At least I got the dog.
He is more than I expected.
Blind Date. Soulmates. Married 65 years.
A spark. A romance. A life.
Little boy. Little toy. No joy.
Her husband died. Now screwing mine.
Thirty years. Two kids. Still smitten.
Eyes that met and stayed connected.
~From yesterday's Washington Post
40 years married, 40 more please!
At least I got the dog.
He is more than I expected.
Blind Date. Soulmates. Married 65 years.
A spark. A romance. A life.
Little boy. Little toy. No joy.
Her husband died. Now screwing mine.
Thirty years. Two kids. Still smitten.
Eyes that met and stayed connected.
~From yesterday's Washington Post
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Voices
Willie Nelson was asked who most influenced his vocal style. He said Frank Sinatra. Frank Sinatra was asked who most influenced him. He said Billie Holiday. Billie Holiday was asked the same question. She said the horn of Louis Armstrong.
~Story related by Kinky Friedman on the Imus in the Morning program
~Story related by Kinky Friedman on the Imus in the Morning program
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Hall of Fame to Hall of Shame
Friday, February 06, 2009
Thursday, February 05, 2009
The Hardware Crab
Monday, February 02, 2009
Immersion
A state of mental focus so intense that awareness of the "real" world is lost, generally resulting in a feeling of joy and satisfaction.
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Does this happen to you? It happens to me. I'll get involved in some photo project, and just get lost in time. It usually occurs when I know exactly what I want and have the resources and skills to get it done. Damned nice feeling.
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