Annoyances

Presidential debates. Do we really need this many, and do we really need to have them this far from the election. No and no.

People who read while they’re walking. It’s dangerous, and you look stupid. Stop it.

People who use cell phones while driving. It’s not an urgent matter that your best friend Jill know you’re driving around aimlessly, that you couldn’t get a spot out of your blouse last night, and that your husband has a wart on his toe. Shut up and drive.

Wireless headsets on cell phones. Hey Buddy, are you talking to me? We’re out in public here. I don’t want to hear you chatting up your secretary or outlining your grand plan to reorganize the office. Please, SHUT UP!

BMW drivers. We should demand mandatory valium doses for these aggressive bastards. Aggressive behavior is fine in many situations, but not on the highway.

Shrinkwrap packaging. Jesus, it takes crowbars and knives to get into some of this stuff. Can’t someone invent a simple way to open this shit.


Hey, I feel all better now.