Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Note from the Queen

Dear President and Mrs. Bush,

Phillip and I wish to thank you for your warm hospitality during our visit to the colonies and for our memorable night here in the White House.

Unfortunately, I cannot accept your lovely gift of the orange hat. I am leaving it on the bedroom table. Frankly, it’s not my style, not clunky enough for me and perhaps a bit too Texas. Perchance a future White House guest would like it although I doubt it.

By the way, Phillip and I had a marvelous romp in the Lincoln bedroom last night. I must say that that hasn’t happened in years. I cannot thank you enough for that.

Still your majesty after all these years,

E II

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

She is not a FNS! She does not care about romping in Lincoln's bed!