Sex

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."

~ Robin Williams

"Women need a reason to have sex Men just need a place."
~ Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
~ Robert De Niro

"Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven."

~ Mark Twain

"When a man goes on a date, he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows."
~ Frederike Ryder

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
~Robin Williams