Thursday, January 18, 2007

Mae West

~When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad, I'm even better.

~Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

~It's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.

~How tall are you son?
I'm six feet and seven inches, ma'am.
Let's forget about your six feet and talk about your seven inches.


~Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

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