Mark Twain

~ "Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."

~ "Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand."

~ "Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."

~ "Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."

~ "Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example."

~ "Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."

~ "Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."

~ "I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough."

~ "Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow."

~ "Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it."