Devil’s tears
Sleepy syrup
Zip sauce
Hop tallow
Trance juice
Grain guzzle
Mystery nip
Irish vinegar
Brain shellac
Jazz chowder
Fairy pee
Corn cologne
That slippery serum
Near beer
Stutter milk
Juniper jizz 
and
Stun gravy
from My Areas of Expertise 
by John Hodgman
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