Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC
If you tinkle and you sprinkle,
Be a sweetie wipe the seatie
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LO
Friends don't let friends take home ugly men
Women's restroom Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
Men's Room Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC
At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
Women's restroom Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX
Written on tank next to handle:
Please wiggle Handel
Written below it:
If I do, will it wiggle Bach?
A kiss is two questions answered at once.
Sticks and stones may break my bones,
but whips and chains excite me,
So... throw me down,and tie me up
and show me that you like me.
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