Wednesday, June 06, 2012

Thursday, May 31, 2012

Saturday, May 26, 2012

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Friday, May 11, 2012

Wednesday, May 09, 2012

Words of Wisdom


1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a    BMW than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the asshole's name.

3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk

Thursday, May 03, 2012

Realism

A painting


A pencil drawing


Wednesday, May 02, 2012

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Space Shuttle Discovery


Today over the National Mall

Sunday, April 15, 2012

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Sunday, April 01, 2012

Friday, March 16, 2012

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Saturday, March 10, 2012

Tuesday, March 06, 2012

Joke of the Day

Baby's First Doctor Visit


A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

"Breast-fed," she replied..

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.


She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.


Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."


"I know" she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came"