Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Monday, June 27, 2011

Norm !!

SAM: "What's new, Normie?"
NORM: "Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach & they're demanding beer."

SAM: "What'd you like, Normie?"
NORM: "A reason to live. Give me another beer."

SAM: "What'll you have Normie?"
NORM: "Well, I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap."
SAM: "Looks like beer, Norm."
NORM: "Call me Mister Lucky."

WOODY: "What's the story, Mr. Peterson?"
NORM: "The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending."

WOODY: "Hey, Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you."
NORM: "I know. If she calls, I'm not here."

SAM: "Beer, Norm?"
NORM: "Have I gotten that predictable? Good."

SAM: "What's going down, Normie?"
NORM: "My butt cheeks on that bar stool."


SAM: "What's the story, Norm?"
NORM: "Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer."

WOODY: "What's going on, Mr. Peterson?"
NORM: "The question is what's going in Mr. Peterson? A beer please, Woody."

WOODY: "Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
NORM: "A little early isn't it, Woody?"
WOODY: "For a beer?"
NORM: "No, for stupid questions."

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Friday, June 24, 2011

Sidwell's "Girl at Feffington Pond"

Alexander Sidwell's last painting before being hauled off to jail for dalliances with a minister's wife.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Sunday, June 05, 2011

Thursday, June 02, 2011

Friday, May 20, 2011

So that's the reason for the odd aftertaste...

The earth is a closed system, so the amount of moisture on our planet has not changed. The water you drink today is the same water that the dinosaurs drank millions of years ago. The water cycle is the continuous movement of water on, above, and below the surface of the Earth.

The sun controls the cycle; it heats the water's surface, which evaporates and turns to water vapor. This cools and rises, becoming clouds, and ultimately condenses into water droplets. Then we see the water again in the form of rain, snow, sleet, or hail.

Some precipitation evaporates back into the atmosphere, but when it hits the ground, it becomes runoff, which can freeze into snow caps or glaciers. Or it sinks into the ground and accumulates in large deposits of useful groundwater.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Monday, May 09, 2011

Sunday, May 08, 2011

Hawk

A Sharpy or Cooper's?

Friday, May 06, 2011

Wednesday, May 04, 2011

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Eisenhower Farm

at the edge of the Gettysburg Battlefield

Friday, April 22, 2011

Blueberry Jam

The doctor's at the jukebox
Crankin' up the night
The host is in the kitchen
Lookin' for a light

Someone's talkin' finance
Someone's talkin' books
Someone's on the sofa
Takin' in the looks

Jesus on a Harley
Drinkin' Moosehead beer
So everybody's happy
Got nothin left to fear

Yeah everybody's happy
They don't give a damn
Dancin' in the middle
of a blueberry jam

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Friday, April 15, 2011

Wednesday, April 06, 2011

Friday, March 25, 2011

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Cokenpizzabox

Michelangelo's little known 16th century painting, Cokenpizzabox

Monday, March 14, 2011

Thursday, March 10, 2011

CURRENTLY

Reading: At Home by Bill Bryson
Watching: House, Imus, the national debt grow by leaps and bounds
Hot for: iPad 2
Waiting for: a real revolution in education
Listening to: Adele 21, (Adele); Afterlife (Paul Simon)

Wednesday, March 09, 2011

Friday, March 04, 2011

Wednesday, March 02, 2011