Time for an old joke...

Two blondes were waiting at the Pearly Gates and struck up a conversation.

First blonde says, “how did you die?”

Second says, “I froze to death.”

First blonde says, “must have been awful.”

Second blonde says, “How did you die?”

First blonde says, "I had a heart attack. I knew my husband was cheating on me, so I came home unexpectedly one day and rushed to the bedroom and found my husband alone reading. I rushed to the basement and nobody was hiding there. I rushed to the attic and still no one, and after all that rushing around I had a heart attack and died.”

Second blonde says, “If you’d looked in the freezer, we’d both still be alive.”

Art in the Alleyway

Sunflower

Photo Op at the White House

Johnny U

Lawrence "Yogi" Berra

"Always go to other people's funerals; otherwise they won't go to yours."


"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."


"Don't always follow the crowd, because nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded."



"Never give up, because it ain't over 'til it's over."

It Shines For All

Grasshopper

Near 14th and P

In the pink

At Redskins Park

I was out at Redskins Park yesterday, and I'm drinkin' the Kool Aid. I believe that the Redskins defense is gonna be "stout" this year, that Jason Campbell is gonna become "a true franchise quarterback", and that Joe Thiesman is correct when he predicts that the Redskins will represent the NFC in the Super Bowl.

You have to drink a lot of Kool Aid because the Redskins win-lose record the past eight years under Daniel Snyder is mediocre at best.



2000 - 8-8
2001 - 8-8
2002 - 7-9
2003 - 5-11
2004 - 6-10
2005 - 10-6
2006 - 5-11
2007 - 9-7
2008 - 8-8


If Snyder were employed by Snyder, Snyder the employer would fire Snyder the employee after this eight year record. It's apparent by now that either Snyder doesn't know how to build a winning football team or really doesn't care if the team wins or not after all he's making tons of money with mediocrity.

Grape Kool Aid, anyone?

Campbell directs the offensive offense.

Zorn demonstrates the correct technique for recovering a fumble.

LeRon Landry joking with Fred Smoot.

Fan favorite Chris Cooley

Fred Davis signs some footballs.