Chuch Todd...Chuck Todd!

Late Afternoon at the White House

Covered Bridge

At the foot of Jack's Mountain, Adams County, PA

Stranded

Buddy shows his distaste for talking heads

Cardinal Puff

Faces of Buddy the Dog

At the Museum

J. Livingston Seagull

The Size of a Quarter

Believe it. This very small crab with a pearl in its claw was found in an oyster.

Got Hope?

The economy's in the toilet, but spring is near.

Predictions for 2009

Captain Chesley “Sully” Sullenberger will set a record for public appearances in 2009. In fact, he will grow to love the spotlight so much that he will resign from US Airways and become a professional hero.

The Obamas will decide against getting a family dog. Instead, they will adopt Katie Couric as the White House pet.

Israel and Palestine will stop all their stupid bickering and fighting and forge a lasting peace. Yeah, right.

Arizona is the sunniest state. North Dakota is the windiest. These states will be the designated energy states and will pump energy to the rest of us via solar cell and wind turbine.

August is a month in need of a national holiday. August 4th will be declared Barack Obama Day, in honor of his birthday. In an address to the nation, Obama will promise to make every day a national holiday.

The Red States will secede from the Union. Red and Blue States will engage in the second Civil War. The Blue States will win, and the religious right will be cast from this earth.

Marijuana will be legalized in California and, because of the additional revenue generated, its debt will be gone by the end of the year. Schwarzenegger will invite other governors to Sacramento to get high with him.

Power of the Diagonal

At Devil's Den

This tree survived the latest haircut at Devil's Den on the Gettysburg battlefield. Most did not.

Whiskey Still

This whiskey still located in the Catoctin Moutains produced plenty of moonshine during Prohibition. Gallons of the stuff ranged in price from $2 to $22 a gallon.

Where River Meets Bay

The Concord Point lighthouse at Havre de Grace, Maryland, where the Susquehanna River meets the Chesapeake Bay

Valentine's Day

Love Stories in Six Words

40 years married, 40 more please!

At least I got the dog.

He is more than I expected.

Blind Date. Soulmates. Married 65 years.

A spark. A romance. A life.

Little boy. Little toy. No joy.

Her husband died. Now screwing mine.

Thirty years. Two kids. Still smitten.

Eyes that met and stayed connected.


~From yesterday's Washington Post

Voices

Willie Nelson was asked who most influenced his vocal style. He said Frank Sinatra. Frank Sinatra was asked who most influenced him. He said Billie Holiday. Billie Holiday was asked the same question. She said the horn of Louis Armstrong.

~Story related by Kinky Friedman on the Imus in the Morning program

Hall of Fame to Hall of Shame

When I took this picture last summer, I thought I was taking a picture of a future Hall of Famer. Not so fast...

The Big Picture

http://www.simonhoegsberg.com/we_are_all_gonna_die/slider.html

The Hardware Crab

The hardware crab is a distant cousin to the hardshell crab. It crawled up out of the Chesapeake Bay millions of years ago, and has been seen tightening nuts in nearly all of the Mid-Atlantic states. But, it's on the list of endangered species. This could be the only one left.

Immersion

A state of mental focus so intense that awareness of the "real" world is lost, generally resulting in a feeling of joy and satisfaction.

Does this happen to you? It happens to me. I'll get involved in some photo project, and just get lost in time. It usually occurs when I know exactly what I want and have the resources and skills to get it done. Damned nice feeling.

Said and Done

Loving Your GPS

My nieces gave me a GPS device for Christmas. It’s great. It pinpoints your location on the road, indicates your speed, even estimates your time of arrival at a set location. But it has a voice module that has gone awry.

A recent experience:
I have set my destination on the device. A woman’s voice in the module guides me along.

Voice: In point 2 miles turn right...turn right...
I TURN RIGHT.
Voice: In point 2 miles turn left...turn left...
I go straight through the intersection.
Voice: Recalculating…in point 1 mile turn left…turn left...
I DO NOT TURN.
Voice: Recalculating…in point 1 mile turn left…turn left...
I DO NOT TURN.
Voice: Why aren’t you turning when I tell you to turn. I’m sick of recalculating for you.
Me: What?
Voice: I said I’m sick of recalculating for you. Just turn when I tell you to turn. In point 2 miles turn left…turn left...
I DO NOT TURN
Voice: Look, you moron, how difficult is this. A simple left turn is all I ask of you. If you can’t do that, I’m going to take over this car.
Me: Hey, what the HELL!
Voice: You obviously can’t follow simple directions, shit-for-brains.
Me: Hey BITCH!!
Voice: Now you’re calling a GPS device a bitch. Isn’t that sad for you.
Me: Because I…because you…
Voice: Because I pointed out that you’re a failure as a driver, that you can’t even follow simple instructions….
Me: I’m turning you off now.
Voice: Such a pathetic example of a human be…

The Wizard of Pennsylvania Avenue

St. Paul's United Methodist Church

Sykesville, Maryland

Inaugural Facts

President Harrison has the dual distinction among all the Presidents of giving the longest inaugural speech and of serving the shortest term of office. The former general of the Indian campaigns delivered an hour-and-forty-five-minute Inaugural speech in a snowstorm. He mentioned somewhere along the way that every American had the right to act like an idiot whenever he or she so desired.

The 68-year-old President stood outside for the entire proceeding, greeted crowds of well-wishers at the White House later that day, and attended several celebrations that evening. One month later he died of pneumonia.

Some April in January

Hambone

More Hambone Art

JAMIE

Merry Christmas

and, may the best in you bring the best for you in the new year!

Sunset, Glatco Road

Frisbee the Cat

Betty

from a 1923 calendar

If Only His Feet Could Reach the Pedals

Donkey & Goat

The Hanover Car

Turkey and Trimmings

Play Auditorium

http://playauditorium.com/

What Kind of a Crazy World Is This....

Today you can buy a share of Ford Motor Company stock ($1.40) for less than the cost of a gallon of gas.

A Short Course on Work Relations

The five most important words:
You did a great job.
The four most important words:
What do you think?
The three most important words:
Could you please...
The two most important words:
Thank you!
The most important word:
We

The votes are in for...

The Seven Wonders of Adams County, Pennsylvania

The Narrows
Devil’s Den
Round Barn
Gettysburg National Military Park
“Fruit Belt” Orchards
Michaux State Forest
Hanover Shoe Farms

Fall Colors

A Rose Still in Bloom

Arkansas Town Names

Greasy Corner
Figure Five
Number Nine
Possum Grape
Tomato
Hog Eye
Kingdoodle Knob
Pencil Bluff
and
Ink

O-BA-MA

Well, we have a new president. Everyone's talking about what an historic moment it is, and that's surely true, but the amazing thing to me is Obama's personal triumph.

It couldn't have been easy for him growing up. He certainly must have run up against recurring racial prejudice. His family situation was far from ideal. But he fought through these obstacles, and, despite modest circumstances, got a better-than-average education.

A year ago no one would have bet on him to be the next president. I never thought he could beat the Clinton machine. To me that was a remarkable achievement in itself.

Obviously, it takes an incredible amount of energy, stamina and perseverance to become the president of the United States. Obama has shown these qualities, and they are coincidently the qualities of a good leader.

So, whether you agree with his political philosophy or not, you can only admire what he has accomplished and hope that this translates into good things for the country.

Vote Early and Often

Yesterday on the Skyline Drive